Justin Bieber was just rear-ended! Ew, not THAT way!
And you KNOW how much Justin LOVES photographers.
Justin afterwards invoked Princess Diana in a tweet he sent out to his followers about the incident:
[Image via Twitter.]
At least, according to Lindsay Lohan, that is!
And we all know that her definition is "innocent" is a FAR CRY from how the rest of us interpret the word!
But to the surprise of no one, the troubled starlet is once again playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with the prosecution in her latest legal drama - as she's due back in court later this month to finally resolve the case involving her June car crash on the PCH - and it looks as though despite the best efforts of her long-suffering, possibly-fired attorney Shawn Chapman Holley, LiLo is pretty much securing herself some SERIOUS jail time!
As we've reported, Holley got sacked right by her client right before she was able to negotiate a plea bargain with prosecutors, which apparently, would have kept her out of jail so long as she agreed to six months of lock-down rehab!
And even though sources with law enforcement maintain the offer is still available to Lindsay, regardless of her current representation, Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is adamant that she did nothing wrong, and will not confess to a crime she refuses to acknowledge she committed…even though there's piles of evidence that prove she lied to officers about being behind the wheel of the porsche she totaled!
Guess she has as clear a definition of integrity as she does innocent!
But hey! It's her bed!
Let her make it out however she pleases…even if we're pretty sure it's going to end up being made with 19 months in jail and a possible extra 245 days for violating her jewelry heist probation!
[Image via Tumblr.]