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Lindsay Lohan Does NOT Need A "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card…Because She's INNOCENT!

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At least, according to Lindsay Lohan, that is!

And we all know that her definition is "innocent" is a FAR CRY from how the rest of us interpret the word!

But to the surprise of no one, the troubled starlet is once again playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with the prosecution in her latest legal drama - as she's due back in court later this month to finally resolve the case involving her June car crash on the PCH - and it looks as though despite the best efforts of her long-suffering, possibly-fired attorney Shawn Chapman Holley, LiLo is pretty much securing herself some SERIOUS jail time!

As we've reported, Holley got sacked right by her client right before she was able to negotiate a plea bargain with prosecutors, which apparently, would have kept her out of jail so long as she agreed to six months of lock-down rehab!

And even though sources with law enforcement maintain the offer is still available to Lindsay, regardless of her current representation, Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is adamant that she did nothing wrong, and will not confess to a crime she refuses to acknowledge she committed…even though there's piles of evidence that prove she lied to officers about being behind the wheel of the porsche she totaled!

Guess she has as clear a definition of integrity as she does innocent!

But hey! It's her bed!

Let her make it out however she pleases…even if we're pretty sure it's going to end up being made with 19 months in jail and a possible extra 245 days for violating her jewelry heist probation!

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9 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Does NOT Need A "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card…Because She's INNOCENT!”

  1. 1

    Didn't she go to the hospital after the accident? She mus not be aware of the fact that the bruising that would have been observed on her at the hospital can tell exactly where she was at the time of impact. Regardless, plenty of people saw her driving, saw her in the drivers seat after the accident, and saw her exit the car first. I sometimes think that she's crazy enough to really believe the lies she tells. I really doubt she'll do any SERIOUS jail time, as you put it, though. She'll probably get another slap on the wrist, have to go to rehab and counseling, and do community service. We all know how well those things have worked for her in the past. In six months to a year, she'll be going through something similar all over again, assuming she's still alive.

  2. 2

    Where did you get this story from Perez? It just sounds like more of your made-up nonsense. I think it's pretty obvious she did not lie to the cops, at least not intentionally, she was shook up after the crash and wasn't exactly in the right frame of mind to answer questions.

  3. 3

    Re: vexer6 – I can't figure out if you're really naive or really, really stupid. you might try looking up the word 'witnesses'.

  4. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    Also - does she even realize how horribly the great majority of America views her? Is she at all cognizant of the fact that America can't stand her and doesn't ever want to see her again in a film or otherwise? She is a major douchebag who has the intellect of a slug - she is incredibly untalented, violent, mean to coworkers, inconsiderate and irresponsible (and her dirty hands are gross, have you ever noticed?) - how could she possibly imagine that anyone would want to see her on TV or in a film? Such grand delusions.

  5. Magan says – reply to this


    Lindsay is not going to jail! The judge purposely gave them time yet again to work out a deal and avoid jail time. She will get another slap on the wrist. Nothing new! Let's move onto something more relevent!

  6. 6

    I agree with ms. trudy, vexer 6 must be joking, really, why is it that she never does anything wrong it is always someone else, I believe the only thing that will help her is JAIL she keep on getting away with everything , and only get a slap on her hand, I say enough is enough !!!

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's not the least bit surprising that she's now doing the same shi* to herself that she's done to others. It seems she just can't help herself, so now maybe someone will help her for her.

  8. 8

    she sounds like shes mentally ill if she cant even acknowledge doing anything wrong thats like some kind of psychotic illness or something …maybe she needs time in a insane asylum so they can diagnose her for whatever is wrong with her

  9. GirlNamedJake says – reply to this


    You think her lawyer was fired? I figure she gave up on her because LILO doesn't have 2 pennies to rub together anymore. Holley's stayed through it all when nobody would have her. Wouldn't be surprised if her next lawyer is either a goofy bus-bench nobody or appointed by the court.