All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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A homeless-looking Adam Levine, dancing on the streets of El Lay with a sign that abbreviates the phrase "you only live once," is wearing a tinfoil hat on his head to prevent extraterrestrial life forms from hearing him think "_________________________________________!"
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