Oh, Howie — you complete us!!
Whereas most journalists beat around the bush, you make a beeline for the backdoor… if you know what we mean, LOLz!!
Was she feisty in the sack!? Did 50 ride the baloney pony all the way to Poop Town!? Did Chelsea love him like a fat kid loves cake?!
And how the heck was Michael Jackson involved!?
Press PLAY on the PINK to find out the mind-blowing truth!!