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Lindsay Lohan's New Legal Representation Hasn't Practiced Law In 17 Years?!

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We told you Lindsay Lohan got a new lawyer who wasn't even allowed to practice law in the State of California.

Well, all New York attorney Mark Heller needed to try the Mean Girls star's case with was a local lawyer to sponsor him.

So he found… a founder? The co-founder of the Doheny Dining Club, actually. But is Ms. Lindsay Berger Sacks really a lawyer?

Apparently, she passed the bar in 1994 but hasn't practiced since 1996!

Soo… Will Heller still be able to serve as Lindsay's attorney?

Does Lindsay know her lawyer's lawyer is a restaurateur?

And why would someone named Berger Sacks not call their restaurant Burger Sacks?!

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11 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's New Legal Representation Hasn't Practiced Law In 17 Years?!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    .
    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

  2. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

  3. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    That is O.K. - Linds hasn't been 'cute' in over 17 years …… She is now one Fug Broad !

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    4

    WHAT do this HoHan tramp and a tampon have in common …? They are BOTH stuck-up c^^^^^^^nts! LOL !



  5. 5

    COMMENTS ON AGAIN…"Karl Lagerfeld Flip-Flops! Supports Gay Marriage With "Lesbian Couture" no he's not supporting gay marriage,,,he's just supporting his own wallet. Sell anything to anybody.

  6. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Those legs have been spread more than Philadelphia cream cheese on the bagels at Shonstein`s Deli on a Sunday !

  7. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    I think we all know that this trial is going to be a circus spectacular! And in the end the clown is going to be a sad clown, led away in handcuffs. Lohan has the stunning brain power of a sea urchin. She chose (or should I saw was fooled by) a complete idiot of a lawyer who wants publicity at the expense of Lohan - sound familiar? The Canyons? Liz & Dick? When is this imbecile going to wake up out of her crackie stupor and realize that she has to make decisions for herself in her life. Not her mother, or friends, or slick lawyers. She should own up to her law breaking and do her time. Then when she gets out of jail, sign up for classes at the Actor's Studio or some other workshop and work on her craft - because believe me, she is the worst actress of her generation and she needs help. I am secretly glad she chose Heller - this way she has a better chance of actually going to jail, which ironically is the only way she might have a chance in this world in the long run. It just might wake her up.



  8. 8

    i wonder how many days shes had those tights on..

    she may as well represent herself then she can NOT PAY herself

  9. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Read this on another site which had an even worse picture of her.
    She may actually have go too jail again this time, not sure when her next court date is, but not really following that closely. Unfortunately due to overcrowding (California is being overseen by the courts, at least the prisons and are releasing the prisoners to the jails, which in turn results in overcrowding in the jails).

  10. Genesis Kuhns says – reply to this


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    why do people comment if it's for her fans not HATERS!



  11. 11

    Perfect! Since Lindsay hasn't been a good actor or even relevant for over 10.