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While there were many moments of hope and inspiration from President Barack Obama's second inauguration yesterday in Washington, D.C. that will surely be remembered for years and years to come, we think everyone can agree that THIS trumps every other…HANDS DOWN!
Yes, supreme talent like Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson, Jamie Foxx, and Jennifer Hudson were on hand to provide simply stunning musical accompaniment for the event, our beloved POTUS delivered a truly powerful speech that laid out his political plans for the next four years, and Paul Ryan and Bill Clinton were responsible for some of the most HIGHlarious photo-bombs of all time…
But none of this holds a candle to our gurl Michelle Obama - and apparently, her supreme ability to throw subtle-yet-fierce BITCHFACE when warranted!
Now please sit down, get comfortable, and re-live all of the glory of FLOTUS clearly not taking too kindly to Speaker of the House's John Boehner during the post-inauguration luncheon (above)!
Sorry, McKayla Maroney!
You had a good run, but now it's OBVIOUSLY time to abscond the throne and let its rightful ruler begin her REIGN of FEROCITY! HA!
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