If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
The dude is an animal!!
Short of becoming a leading lady on the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race, we aren't sure the actor could really do anything to surprise us at this point!
Still, he swears he only does these things because he's terrified! Terrified of FAILURE, it seems!
Yikes!! We hope no one asks him to play a serial killer or a dude who bangs alligators!!
We would hate to see him prep for those roles, LOLz!!