Taylor Swift & Dave Coulier: Six Degrees Of Genitalia Separation!
Most people don't know this, but Taylor Swift and Dave Coulier practically dated each other!
We have nearly concrete proof that Swifty dated a guy who dated a girl who dated a guy who dated a girl who blah, blah, blah dated Full House's Joey Gladstone!!
Sure, it's possible they never met, but that's not the point!
Remember those old STD commercials? When you have sex with someone, you're not just sleeping with them… you're sleeping with everyone they ever slept with!
Yikes!! In that case, according to the Transitive Property of Equality, T-Swizzle's vaginal cavity had more Hollywood visitors this year than the La Brea Tar Pits!
See, it all started when she dated Jake Gyllenhaal… LOLz!!
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"
[Image via Neill J Schutzer/Santiago & Lizvett Baez/Ramey Pix.]
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that was fucking lame…get a real job perez.
That's a new low for you. Talk about bullying! What if this were you someone was talking about. Horrid.
What the fuck? Are you butthurt she broke Harry Styles heart or something? I don't fucking get you. First you kiss her ass, then all you do is crack jokes about her. Last year you were all about her now you're just being a dick.
Who hasen't dated Taylor, this chick goes through guys like a baby changing diapers
ALANIS MORISSETTE DATED DAVE WHEN SHE WAS 14
That's really sad that you actually spent your free time sorting that out…
vaginal cavity … gross!!!
You are a vile sick ass hole….. Taylor has very deep pockets I think very soon she is going to start hitting gossip sites like you with slander. Gossip has become 10% truth 90% fantasy. What is realy sad is even when some headline is proven to be a lie gossps still use it to explain another lie to bolster a newer lie.LIES BECOME TRUTH AND TRUTH IS LOST IN THE LIES
I agree with everyone above me.
Evidently, Perez knows for a fact that Taylor Swift has had sex with all those people.Tell me, Perez where you in the bedroom too?
And she actually tweets with an asshole like you. You're a fucking idiot!!!
And she actually tweets with an asshole like you??? You're a fucking asshole!!!
OH, did I mention you're a backstabbing, cock sucking, mother fucking, son of a bitch.
fuck this web site.
Enough is enough, Perez. I started really buying into the idea that you had mended your ways and weren't going to trash people like you used to. I'm very disappointed. But maybe being an a hole is kind of like an addiction? Or are you a masochist who's into people coming on your site and abusing you?
Hey ampere, I noticed you've been lifting all your stories about Taylor and Harry directly from the online U.K. Site the a Daily Mail. You don't just say "the Daily Mail says…" You are lifting huge chunks of their pro-Harry trash Taylor stories! Of course they're a U.K. Rag that caters to Brit tween One Direction fans so all their stuff reports weird made up stuff. And YOU, honey chunks, lift their stories? So… You have a thing for Harry, guy? Come on, call it journalistic honesty. You dream about Harry don't your Perez? So trash Taylor for being mean to YOUR LITTLE HARRY! Do you get off on all those boys, Perez?
Perez, I think it was very sweet of you to write that article about how HARRY STYLES could be risking his health letting his band mates give him those tattoos. But maybe Harry likes his band mates giving him those tattoos. Maybe that's why Taylor left the island. I could be wrong, but I think I read that in The Daily Mail….
Yeh. And fuck this web site.
WHAT A FUCKING WHORE AND A SHAM! SHE IS NOT THE INNOCENT VICTIM AS SHE PORTRAYS HERSELF TO BE.
WHAT A FUCKING WHORE AND A SHAM. SHE'S NOT THE INNOCENT VICTIM SHE PRETENDS TO BE .
Re: rockpunk –
Hey RockFuck,
Did I mention your a backstabbing, cock sucking, mother fucking, son of a bitch. What, you like little British boys better too?
I think that she should shut her legs… She is not the innocent person you all think she is. She slams her ex's everytime she writes one of her revenge songs. Thats not very mature of her
Re: rockpunk –
Hey RockFuck,
Did I mention your a backstabbing, cock sucking, mother fucking, son of a bitch. What, you like little British boys better too?
Re: really –
I really. i think you should shut your mouth. Go fuck yourself.
So, quite apparently, you know for absolute fact that Taylor has had sex with everyone she's dated? You're disgusting. It amazes me that even YOU would jump to that conclusion.
For the billionth time…it's just Joey, NOT Uncle Joey! It was Uncle Jesse and Joey. Jesse was Danny's brother-in-law so yes, he was Uncle Jesse, but Joey was just Danny's best friend - not a relative. Never once in the entire series did they ever refer to Joey as "Uncle Joey!"
Re: Dm –
Dim, no humor, please. We're busy trashing the warped fuck who wrote this shit. You're a distraction. Focus!
Hey PEREZ, you dumb fuck! I got an idea you might really like - it could make you rich. Why not start taking your shits on people who deserve it, like all the assholes who paid attention to you today, like me for instance. We can crap on each other all night long in ways IT WOULD NEVER EVEN OCCUR TO TAYLOR SWIFT to treat another human being. We deserve each other on this bullshit, trash, rag, of a web page. What we don’t deserve is Taylor Swift, ESPECIALLY a twisted fuck like you. I know damn well I’m offering you exactly what you feed on: scintillating, salacious, scandal-mongering. That, and cock - I mean cock in general, not mine specifically. So lets just make this ‘forum’ the nasty piece of toilet paper it is. It’s high time we all sought other prey. HOW ABOUT EACH OTHER!!!!! I’m a fucking genius!!!!!! We’ll never run out of our fucking selves!!!!! It’ll be an internet sensation!!!!! Welcome to GoFuckYourself.com!!!!
fuck this web page
ALL GOOD in theory but we know for FACT SHE NEVER screwed cunninglingess gyllengal BECAUSE HE WAS STILL GIVING HER expensive gifts and NO man gives expensive gifts after hes already DONE it .. they just get cheaper and more lazy.. so taylor is not part of the std mix /… now if u did the harry one that would be different
Re: Dm –
They actually do, in Season 6 episode 17. You're welcome.