That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Harry Styles you cheeky devil!!
One Direction's shaggy-haired cougar chaser was spotted in North London Tuesday looking pretty FREAKED…
Probably because he was talking to a cop out of the window of his car (above)!!!
Yep, it seems that Harry was pulled over for reasons unknown to us — probably cause he's just too darn CUTE to be driving around lest other drivers get distracted! — and this mere days after his ex-lover lady Taylor Swift flew into town on her private jet!!
Perhaps the pair had another explosive fight, thus Harry was preoccupied and accidentally bumped into a screaming fan with his car?!
Those Directioners do get a tad obsessive!!
OH we kid! And even though Harry was chit-chatting to a bobby, we're sure it was because of a minor road indiscretion, and that no one was actually harmed…
Except Taylor Swift's heart, cause obviously it's been shattered to pieces (song coming soon)!
Ch-ch-check out MORE snaps of Harry's cops encounter (below)!
[Image via Splash News.]