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Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons Not Getting The Film Festival Love! DENIED By SXSW

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Will ANY film festival be screening Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons?!

The low-budget indie flick was shunned by Sundance as a "monstrosity" and has now been shoved aside by South by Southwest!

While Paul Schrader would like to blame Linds' for the constant rejection it's looking like it isn't her fault…

..at least not completely!

A festival insider said:

“It’s got an ugliness and a deadness to it.”

You mean the eroticism and violence aren't enough to attract festival audiences?!


How can anyone call a film with Lindsay's magical tears and James Deen's golden member dead and ugly?!

SOMEONE needs to screen it, if not for anything else but to get some guaranteed publicity!

[Image via Fan Pop.]

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14 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons Not Getting The Film Festival Love! DENIED By SXSW”

  1. 1

    I just hope it screens so I can get my hands on some screen shots of Lindsay Lohan naked to masturbate to.

  2. 2

    HHEY FUCKTARD, yiur site is slow as shit to begin with, what with your OVERABUNDANCE of shit ads. You just slow it further with the EXTRA CRAPPY GIF's

  3. 3

    Re: GaboCR – I am really sorry that your life is so lame that you think Hohan is sperm worthy. You and PERV-ez are a match made in perv hell.

  4. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    Raypearson - I can understand your frustration with a slow sites - but I have no trouble with the ads or the GIFs here. It might be your computer. And Perez is doing what every other site is doing nowadays - it's called "Capitalism", that's big in the USA, people just trying to make their Daily Bread. And calling Perez a Fucktard is wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which it is a reference-variation on the word Retard, which is a bullying word to the disabled. Maybe instead of venting your frustration on the site with words that indicate a slow vocabulary reach, you should email the contact on the site for technical problems. I'm sure they can help you speed up your connection to Perezhilton.com.

  5. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    Now on to my comment: the producer of this farce should cut his losses and rent a theatre and show it once and then put a clip on Xtube and sell it online. This is one film that should stay in the can. Lohan does ruin it. Her acting is atrocious. Paul Schrader thought he was being shrewd by hiring the world's most disliked actress, but what he failed to realize was Lindsay Lohan is the worst actress in Hollywood. And not just for her on set BS - she's technically a bad actor. Filled with cliches and a complete lack of intellectual understanding of the basics of acting. Sighing and crying don't equal good acting.

  6. Nyland says – reply to this


    Re: raypearson – It's not Perez's fault that you're too poor and/or cheap to get a decent computer and/or internet service.

  7. guest says – reply to this


    Re: Nyland – Yeah well doesn't take a rich person to have a great internet connection or computer. This site is often slow on the multitude of connections and/or computers I access. As a software programmer you tend to use a great flavor of these. This site is very bogged done, there are often script errors that aren't connected to the browser, and the developers should spend more than 5 minutes on the mobile version to fix the ad problems that occur. The guy Ray above is still a jackass, though, lol.

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  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    Maybe it's because of the over acting from the guy in this nightstand-phone clip.

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: raypearson – It's not slow. That would leave….

  11. 11

    This just LOOKS stupid

  12. Krystle says – reply to this


    If anything, lohan being in this low budget movie, has brought attention to it. She's pretty much the only reason we know this film existed…so I don't agree with it being her fault. And I'm tired of people saying she can't act, she can..just not like before because her bad botox injections ruined her ability to do proper emotions on film and her voice is too scratchy these days.

  13. Aaron Saltzer says – reply to this


    I thought Lindsay brought publicity to everything. Lol

  14. BUFF says – reply to this


    As a matter of fact, we at the Boston Underground Film Festival would LOVE to screen this. We've extended an official invitation to the film: Bring THE CANYONS to Boston!