That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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It's not like she doesn't need the money!
“Lindsay has been a mess on movie sets lately. She doesn’t show up on time, she keeps everyone waiting and so her team decided that there was no way that she could handle the pressure of a live show like Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay operates on her own schedule, and there would be no way that anyone could guarantee that she would be on time for rehearsals or the shows, and they’re live so it would be horrible if she didn’t show up! A live show and Lindsay? That would not be smart!
The uber-successful dancing competition takes some SERIOUS commitment and discipline with two live shows a week and months of dedicated practice.
She would be a huge draw for a whole new audience, but with her track record it is almost a guarantee that she'll crack under the pressure!
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