Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh Carrie Underwood, your visions of death, cheating, and destruction in love cause spine-shivers in the BEST possible way!
Ch-ch-check out the country sweetheart's dark, mysterious video for Two Black Cadillacs (above)!
Stay tuned for a TWISTED ending!!
And these CHILLING visuals are just icing on the funeral cake!
We wonder if Carrie will pull up in her black caddie for her Grammys spectacle?! Oooooo yes please!