Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
They should dedicated an entire channel to Her Minajesty's musings and idiosyncrasies! Not only would we tune in, but we wouldn't leave our TV sets to pee!
Ch-ch-check out this super-silly but totally HIGHlarious remix of her first few weeks on Idol (above)!
Don't ever change, gurl — we LOVE it!!