This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
While there is rarely a day that goes by that Lindsay Lohan isn't up to SOMETHING that warrants her name appearing in the Perez Hilton headlines, one just NEVER knows what that ridiculousness will end up being!
And we certainly have to say, this one takes the tanning-grease-flavored cake!
The hard-pAArtying starlet has had a pretty varied plethora of romantic interests over the years, most recently rumored to include The Wanted's Max George, but according to our most beloved Snooki Snickers, it was none other than DJ Pauly D who captured her heart three years ago, back when the Jersey Shore phenomenon was just beginning!
"Personally, I love Lindsay. I think she's a fun girl and she just made a few mistakes and people thinks she's the devil for it. That's life. Nobody's perfect, and yeah, she's made mistakes, but that doesn't make her a bad person, and I think she's awesome. She used to be a great actress, and hopefully one day she can get it back.
I feel like Pauly made out with her once, but I don't know. It was the first time we were in LA and I feel like she was flirting with Pauly, and I feel like they made out, but that was like three years ago. I never met her, but I think she's great."
We just can't believe that between the cast of reality series that essentially filmed nonstop for three years and Lindsay Lohan, who hasn't been seen without a paparazzi camera in her face for six, that this happened with ZERO documentation!
But hey! That's probably in our best interest!
Some things just exist better with the aid of imagination…and believe us, ours is running RAMPANT with all of the incredible scenarios in which this, ahem, 'pairing' could have gone down!
[Images via WENN.]