That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
THIS celebrity is a famous actor, bro-vacationer, and public urination machine — who was caught being the latter at the Roosevelt Hotel right before zooming off in his car!
The most puzzling thing about this photo (above) is that he doesn't seem to mind at all that he's being photographed. The man most certainly does NOT have stage fright! LOLz!
The worst part of this is that we bet his car doesn't have a sink to wash his hands…
You'd think someone from Blade would be a little cooler than this! What would Wesley Snipes think??
HELLLOOOO STEPHEN DORFF!!
Seriously though — we hope you had some hand sanitizer!! Ha!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]