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Why Taylor Swift Is Over Harry Styles Forever: He Kisses Like A Snail!

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Taylor Swift Kissing Diss

Ewww! Ew ew ew!

Could it possibly be true that One Direction cutie Harry Styles can’t kiss?

Or rather, he can kiss but does it like a slimy, goopy snail?!

If you believe brutally honest Taylor Swift, who really likes to tell you how it is in her music AND in life, then it appears to be true! Our lovely country gurl has supposedly been spreading some gossip to her friends about tongue wrestling with Harry, as one told Star:

“[Harry] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.”

Swifty certainly didn't seem to mind on New Year's Eve, buuuuut we can't blame her for having enough already.

Have you ever kissed a snail? It’s horrible.

We mean, we imagine it’s horrible.

And even if it’s not true, we're not surprised Taylor is spreading a little gossip considering some of the shiz Harry's said about her.

Plus, this could make for a pretty good revenge song.

"I knew you were trouble when you kissed like a snail!"

LOLz!

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31 comments to “Why Taylor Swift Is Over Harry Styles Forever: He Kisses Like A Snail!”

  1. Mommy of Two says – reply to this


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    OR she may have never said it!!! There's so many rumor stories about them right now that we will never know the truth. They are young and it's their business. But if she indeed said it, grow up Taylor!!!



  2. 2

    Yet another stolen article.

  3. Jessica says – reply to this


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    A lady never kisses and tells, but then again, this is Taylor Swift, she's not really a lady (and NOT only due to her small…). For all I care, Harry can kiss me like a snail ;)

  4. Conner says – reply to this


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    didnt this site post just yestarday that she was flying to london to get back with this guy? haha what a load of horse shit. i swear 15yr old girls are running this site.



  5. 5

    FAKE STORY.

  6. Nicole says – reply to this


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    He can kiss me like a snail; I wouldn't mind.

  7. some girl o_O says – reply to this


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    if harry kissed me like a snail i wouldn't care ;)

  8. dodgyend says – reply to this


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    Dude not only looks gross but apparently IS gross.

  9. DemiGray says – reply to this


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    Not being funny or anything, but you're all hating on Taylor for what she supposedly said when Harry has supposedly said some pretty vile things about her too. I don't particularly like One Direction, but I don't particularly like Taylor Swift either, so this is a totally unbiased opinion. The way I see it is that Taylor Swift is being pushed to the brink of breaking point by haters, when really, it takes two to make a relationship work. So, YES, she has had a lot of boyfriends, but she's still young. Give her a break :) No hate guys, haha :P



  10. 10

    Her PR team is working in overdrive to help her image! Good god! I don't think this is gonna help especially since she just hopped on a plane to see him. Whore. It doesn't even make sense. How do you kiss like a snail?

  11. steff weaves says – reply to this


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    Honestly Taylor Swift needs to stop using men for songs. She's been with more dudes than a porstitute. Maybe she should look into herself and not boys to write songs. AND she looks like a retarded fox….just saying.

  12. Kansas says – reply to this


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    And pray tell, doorknobs, just how exactly does a snail kiss?
    Has this broad kissed one in order to find out?
    What, small tongue or something?
    These "sources" are a goddamned joke. Some high or drunk bitch who hangs out with Perez probably said it to him, who thought it was funny, and then he fabricated this story so we would all click on it, and make the same old fucking comments we always make when there's a Taylor Swift/Harry Styles article.

  13. Kansas says – reply to this


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    One more thing: Dude looks like a used toilet bowl brush.
    Couldn't PAY me to kiss that.
    (snail kiss or not)



  14. 14

    First of all, Star magazine is a load of bullshit. All of their stories are fabricated and stupid. Secondly, kissing can be improved, and you can especially teach someone to kiss. It's not that hard. If that's one of the reasons they broke up, and she was "so in love" with him, it just shows how hard she tries in her relationship. It's okay though, because it was a publicity stunt anyway.



  15. 15

    ….man these gossip items are getting pretty bad……

  16. daj vu says – reply to this


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    Taylor Swift is the best singer and music performer of her time.

  17. peacelobber says – reply to this


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    even if this rumor is true, there is no way to prove it! she could only be saying this to make harry look bad.. but the only one being lame here is HER! all this fake stories of the songs she's writing and if she's flying to london.. why haven't the people nottice that although she's a great song writer the messed up here is her not ONE of her "boyfriends" have lasted and if they did for some period of time she expresses in her songs as if she is never the problem (first sign: neglect)

  18. Hailey xoxo says – reply to this


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    everyone is going to taylors side!? What about Harry? everyone is pushing him to the curb and acting like its HIS FAULT!?!?! what the heck? None of this is his fault. Its taylors and she just gets whatever that ugly fake "princess" wants. All the f's i give, Harry can kiss me like a snail all day, everyday.

  19. Tammystyles says – reply to this


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    Uggghhh taylor needs to have a seat and stop bashing Harry cuz she can't b in a steady relationship. she's a attention whore that needs men to write songs.pathetic…..!!!!!

  20. camille says – reply to this


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    she is obviously kidding guyss lol…..she never kissed him she was too busy driving him crazy talking……..about stupid antiques , but in all honesty i like both of them and they are both talented and she shouldve said he kissed like a rabid snail



  21. 21

    Best Snail she ever kissed … harry can kiss me like a snail anytime



  22. 22

    Crazy bitch! If Harry kisses like a snail then snails must kiss pretty darn good. She has.the mentallity of a 12 year old litterally. YOU GOT DUMPED.. GET OVER IT..ITS GONNA.KEEP HAPPENING. IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH.

  23. Ria says – reply to this


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    Re: DemiGray – 1) what vile things did harry say?
    2) he's like 18 and she's 23? she's supposed to be the mature one, he's a child
    3) i am TOTALLY UNBIASED because I don't worship Taylor or Harry, but I respect both. I just think that Harry seems like a nice kid. I'm not saying Taylor isnt nice, she just seems so sugar coated

  24. Bella Marie says – reply to this


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    What had Harry said about her you dumbass? Absolutely nothing! Stop spreading rumours!

  25. Bella Marie says – reply to this


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    Re: DemiGray – what has he said? Of you know I'd LOVE TO KNOW! Your just talking out of your ass. And even it he did she's an adult who got involved with a child. Hes 18 I don't care if that's legally an adult, he's still a child. She as the mature one makes herself look bad! Screw her, harry is 5000% more mature then her and she dug this hole for herself and no one should feel sympathy for her.



  26. 26

    First of all…Harry Styles could kiss me anytime he wants…Second, this is probably another lie, she's not that dumb to kiss and tell…I think. And third, if this is true, she's a really mean person. Harry's been absolutely mum about everything to do with their relationship, but all this gossip and drama seems to come from "close" Taylor sources. She's just making her self look worse and worse.



  27. 27

    They also reported that Harry called Taylor "asexual". This is just a bunch of bullshit. Their relationship is over, this shit is stale.

  28. Justin says – reply to this


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    hahahahhahaha Really Taylor?! … Really?! I guess while you were thinking that he was thinking "kissing her is like kissing a wall" you know because of your plain personality and chest and everything in your music is just like plain like "just uh ok"

  29. Mary Ann says – reply to this


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    Of course he kisses like a snail…he talks like one too. lol jk I love Hazza.

  30. Nic says – reply to this


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    Well tay, that was indeed very bitchy.

  31. claudia says – reply to this


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    taylor swift do you like harry styls