Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
Django may be Unchained, but he definitely isn't uncensored!
When we heard the dolls — yes, dolls! Let's face it, "action figures" have kung fu grip; these toys come with outfits — based on the hit Quentin Tarantino film were being discontinued, we were bummed.
But the one silver lining we saw in this playbook was that people clever enough to have snagged them early were going to make a mint on eBay!
Well, it turns out we were wrong, because the controversy has proved too much for eBay, who banned the figures.
eBay, where you can purchase dead animals, Glenn Beck's urine, and yes- even a woman's virginity. But these toys were too much?
OK, we're sorry, but the whole point is that he's a hero! That's who toys get made of! He's a hero that goes from being a slave to leading a revolution! He's an American Spartacus!
You know who else was a slave? Darth Vader! Try banning all the toys made of him!
We are just plain tired of having to defend a movie about a character who fights slavery! It's insane!
[Image via Amazon.]