Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
Michael Jackson's bankrupt dermatologist Dr. Arnie Klein is back in the news and — surprise, surprise — it's not for rescuing kittens from trees!
No, this maligned man of medicine allegedly imported illicit Botox from a shady foreign supplier!
"These medications may be counterfeit, contaminated, improperly stored and transported, ineffective, and/or unsafe. Medical practices that purchase and administer illegal and unapproved medications from foreign sources are placing patients at risk."
We realize there are a plethora of pathetically pouty lips in need of a good plumping, but WHAT were you thinking putting patients at risk?!
Since this is the same dude who borrowed money from Princess Leia and auctioned off celebrities' used medical supplies, we wonder whether this was another scheme to make quick cash!?
With all the trouble MJ's doctors constantly find themselves in, we're amazed the King of Pop lived as long as he did!
[Image via AP Images.]