Gushing over the sweet couple, a confidante revealed:
OH HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO TABBY TALES!
Ya know… sometimes we really think we should re-name this to The Krazy Kardashian Kaboodle. Seriously, these gurls are on the covers every single week, LOL!
SO TO BEGIN WITH SOMETHING NEW…
Ha! We Wish!
We're just not sure she'd rock a baby bump in her wedding dress. Surely she's bought it already, riiight??
SO LET'S TAKE A BREAK FROM THE ROMANCE…
The rags are ripe with royal dirt. But we'd bet whoever published the cover of this issue's Globe has aspirations in soap-opera storytelling.
We're sure the Palace is heavy in gossip, but fighting to block Kate and William from the throne? Whoooo would do that? The precious babe inside her tummy is clearly the second coming of salvation for everyone. And there should be a throne involved in that! LOL!
WELP! THOSE WERE OUR FAV PARTS THIS WEEK!!
LOOK BELOW AND TELL US WHICH ARE URS! SOUND OFF!!
[Image courtesy of Star.]