OH HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO TABBY TALES!
Ya know… sometimes we really think we should re-name this to The Krazy Kardashian Kaboodle. Seriously, these gurls are on the covers every single week, LOL!
SO TO BEGIN WITH SOMETHING NEW…
Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant again. And Brad is just spending all of his free time gushing about it to Clooney.
Ha! We Wish!
Honestly, we had more fun learning about her passionate love affair with Colin Farrell! Though… a new baby would make the brood extra fabulous.
We're just not sure she'd rock a baby bump in her wedding dress. Surely she's bought it already, riiight??
Is that really the face of the girl Justin Bieber allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with??
OooOoo saucy!! That story about what he did with his tongue was inTENSE… to say the least. And now he wants to win her back with his acoustic music. Young love…
AND IN OTHER LOVE-TANGLED NEWS…
It seems that J.Lo is just not having a great walk around the block now that Ben Affleck is succeeding so much again. Or at least it seems like some would want you to think that.
But in reality, they make it look like there's nothing but maturity between the two. And that's a good thing… cuz he's got kids with Jennifer Garner! They don't need that kind of dramz!
SO LET'S TAKE A BREAK FROM THE ROMANCE…
The rags are ripe with royal dirt. But we'd bet whoever published the cover of this issue's Globe has aspirations in soap-opera storytelling.
We're sure the Palace is heavy in gossip, but fighting to block Kate and William from the throne? Whoooo would do that? The precious babe inside her tummy is clearly the second coming of salvation for everyone. And there should be a throne involved in that! LOL!
WELP! THOSE WERE OUR FAV PARTS THIS WEEK!!
LOOK BELOW AND TELL US WHICH ARE URS! SOUND OFF!!
[Image courtesy of Star.]
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