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Teresa Giudice Not Divorcing Hubby, Boning Him Every Night Instead!

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Teresa Giudice Husband Sex Life

Well!

Things certainly have taken an inneresting turn in the last couple months!

We were so freakin' sure Teresa Giudice would be dropping hubby Joe Giudice like yesterday’s meatballs as soon as the holidays passed, but it seems they found some sort of way to make things work.

And despite our pleas against it, she's telling us all the durrrty details!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is making Juicy Joe a little happier and a little less juicy by giving him constant nekkid workouts in bed as she revealed:

“My secret to a great marriage is to make sure you give it to him every night. My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’”

Whoa! TMI?

Well, all that sounds so creepy romantic. Nothing like being poked in bed to ignite a little passion!

Luckily, Teresa has something helping her get through her nightly duties. She explained how she prepares for Joe's necessary daily sessions:

“[Fabellini sparkling wine] gets me in the mood, and Joe just shows up!”

So, are we hearing that Fabellini is the female Viagra?

That’s one way to market your wine!

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14 comments to “Teresa Giudice Not Divorcing Hubby, Boning Him Every Night Instead!”

  1. Mandi says – reply to this


    1

    I call BS. At his age and with as much as he drinks, no way he can get it up at all much less everynight.



  2. 2

    They act like animal's, those poor kid's…horrible role models

  3. Whine and Cheese says – reply to this


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    That show is a lying piece of shit. She's a lying piece of shit. Mob wannabes. Never enough money or so called fame.

    Thank God I am come from Iowa.

    I'd hit that hairy fat dude- only with a two by four.

  4. Joisey Shore says – reply to this


    4

    I'd drink too if I had to sleep with that fat pig. I can smell his sweaty balls from here.



  5. 5

    Re: Joisey Shore – LOL Ew.



  6. 6

    Tranny-licious.

  7. Connor says – reply to this


    7

    Teresa's the worst, what a terribly stupid asshole.



  8. 8

    He is so nasty, thinking about sex with him makes me want to barf.

  9. Reds says – reply to this


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    The two of them are disgusting and nasty pigs! I hope she saved money because tick tick…. Her 5 minutes are almost up. No one can possibly still be a fan of hers unless he pays them.



  10. 10

    jesu, she is one scary looking broad.

  11. Maya says – reply to this


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    We all know she's just saying this to overcompensate. Who on earth would talk about their bedroom in this respect to the media? So disgusting…aren't they like, over 40? So gross.

  12. lindy loo says – reply to this


    12

    I'd like to poke her too- right in her gorilla face.



  13. 13

    Maybe it just makes her drunk enough not to care that it's him.

  14. Barbara says – reply to this


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    Of course she is staying with her fat disgusting husband. She is setting a great example to her children, that is is ok to call your Mother a C___t on national Tv. It's all about forgiveness. Those two ought to be removed from society, both idiots.