This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Okay, we're going to try and lay this out for you as clearly - and calmly - as possible.
FOR SO LONG AS WE CAN HOLD IT EFFING TOGETHER, ANYWAY!
Aw, screw it! We are TOTALLY BUGGING THE EFF OUT, you guys!
Broken up engagements aside, we have long said that 2013 will most certainly be the year of the Brit Brit!
Between her new Las Vegas residency and upcoming album, it's no secret that gurlfriend is planning to follow-up the Femme Fatale tour and X Factor gig with A VENGEANCE, and according to recent reports, her longtime bestie and collaborater will.i.am is already hard at work producing tracks for her latest musical effort!
But that is NOT ALL, folks! In fact, it appears the Black Eyed Peas frontman is not yet finished perfecting the glory that is Scream & Shout…and has enlisted the help of some SERIOUS talent to not only lay down some beats for its REMIX, but appear in ANOTHER, brand new music video!
YEAH. We're talking Lil' Wayne, Diddy, Waka Flocka Flame, and Hit-Boy ALL joining will and our beloved Lady Spears to Scream & Shout some more…and the finished product may ALSO make an appearance in the new Beats by Dre commercial scheduled to air during the Super Bowl!
According to Waka's Twitter:
Scream & Shout (Remix) finna be off da CHAINN !
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) January 25, 2013
And Brit Brit followed up quickly with:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) January 25, 2013
AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Excuse us. We're taking an extended break right now at Hyperventilation Station, and we're not actually going to be able to form a solid, cohesive sentence for quite some time as we process all of this GREATNESS.
What do U think?! Doesn't this sound like pretty much the greatest song of all time?!
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