Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
Whoa Whoa Whoa WHOA!
Now, as the controversies surrounding his weed and cheating accusations have begun dying down, a new Bieby scandal comes along to totally blow our minds…
The Biebs is being investigated for ASSAULT!!!
During his time spent at an Ottawa tour stop, Justin was apparently playing Nerf war with his little brother and sister when one of the darts smacked a security guard
right in the ass.
Some gurls would be flattered to have something of Justin's poke 'em, but this woman was piiiisssssed!
So she filed a police report… and the cops are taking it seriously!!
Now, violence is never a joke. And there have been TOO MANY reports dealing with female victims where police seemed to just not give a f**k. But this definitely doesn't sound like an intentional act to us. It sounds like a total accident.
But alas, the victim is clearly
lookin' for a buck traumatized by this so the cops are gunnin' for justice with this one (oh look, a pun, lol)!
They've already interviewed a few peeps at the venue. So who knows how this one's gonna turn out for Justin… but he could be facing assault charges… OVER A NERF GUN!
We knew Canada liked to keep it safe but dayum! Bad luck, bro!
[Image via Aaron Gilbert/WENN.]