This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Gurrrlll… who you tryin' to fool??
But hopefully the dizziness is over now!
Cuz in the March 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan, Mileybird lets it slip that loverboy Liam is in fact… her hubby! Ahh!
"I'll literally look at him and be like 'You are hot, dear god! The other day, I turned on the pool heater and it was steaming, and he walked outside and took off his clothes and jumped in the pool. I was like, 'I'm gonna faint – the hottest guy of my life is in a steaming pool. This looks like a Playgirl shoot.' So I took a photo and made it the background on my phone. My best friend grabbed my phone and was like, 'Who's that? He is so hot!' [and I replied] 'That's my hubby!'"
We KNEW those diamonds around her finger meant something!!
Now.. we know what the skeptics are gonna say. They're gonna chime in with "oh whatever, it could just be a nickname or a term of endearment for her future husband."
And yeah. That very well could be. Totally totally true.
BUT with all the evidence pointing otherwise, please excuse us while we fantasize about their wedding festivities — mainly the part when Liam takes his clothes off! Ha!
AHHH!! GIVE US CONFIRMATION, MILEY MILES!
[Image via WENN.]