Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
"To be honest, she was misquoted… I'd be remiss if I didn't correct it: The actual quote was 'We f**k like Kenyan marathon runners.' When we're both done, we tear through a little piece of tape. And you gotta put Band-Aids on your nipples, otherwise you're really raw."
[Image via Kyle Blair/WENN.]