As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Hey Mark! Why so sad?!
What?! We almost can't hear you over the deafening sound of your triple-cray hair!
But let's get serious here…
While Mark Salling's Glee co-stars are poppin' champagne bottles, the talented actor isn't quite celebrating these days.
Cameras caught up to him on the SAG Awards red carpet tonight, and he admitted to feeling super sad about the sexual battery charges he's facing!
We aren't sure if he really stuck his unprotected peen in a girlie without her permission, but we want to have faith in him. In the meantime, you can ch-ch-check out his totes
terrible haircut intriguing reaction to being asked about the lawsuit yourself (above)!
Wow, he's totes committed to clearing his name!
And… did he just pull the JC card?!
HE DID! Mark's best new buddy Jesus Christ is apparently helping him cope with his courtroom fiasco!
"I personally have a relationship with Jesus Christ… and I count on that myself."
He wouldn't be the first guy to find Jesus after a crisis! If it works for you, PRAISE!