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Sofia Vergara Was Destined To Be An Actress… Or A Hooker! Watch The SAG Awards Opening HERE!
It may lack a host, but the SAG Awards kicked off in a very cute, charming way!
Roaming the room, several of the brightest stars in the biz took a moment to explain how they got started and why they remain in one of the most fabulous businesses on the planet!
Check out the video (above) to hear from the likes of Jane Krakowski, Darren Criss, Sofia Vegara and more!
But really watch it to hear Sofia talk about her breasts and how she almost became a hooker.
Hey, she would’ve been a good one!!!
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Alec Baldwin Wins Again! 30 Rock Star Wins Outstanding Performance By A Male Actor In A Comedy Series
Anne Hathaway Wins Her First SAG Award! Watch Her Adorable Acceptance Speech HERE!
Watch the d'bag behind her read her lines off the teleprompter.