This is inneresting!
Ch-ch-check out the sign (below)!!!
Oh Zayn Malik, you silly, silly little scoundrel!
Don't you know BY NOW that if you're going to be stepping out on your lady - and a lady as fabulous as Perrie Edwards - then you DO NOT leave a paper trail?
Well, in this case, it looks more like an Instagram trail…but you get what we mean!
For a while there, it seemed all the One Direction boybander did was get himself caught during various dalliances outside his relationship with the Little Mix star, but in recent months it looked as though he had cooled down…and the pair were getting serious!
SO MUCH FOR THAT!
In an explosive new report, Australian waitress Courtney Webb has opened up about her night with Zayn, and revealed that in the early hours of Wednesday morning, he brought her from the DSTRKT nightclub, where they had met, back to his home - all under the guise that he was single!
As she reveals:
"It was amazing. When you came into the reception there's a big cylinder with a spiral staircase. He had remote control cars and skateboards floating around the house to play with. There was a Star Wars mask that one of the girls tried on and there was a life-size Kung Fu Panda under his stairs. It was a fun house. He was a really nice guy. We were talking about music and playing songs on his iPad. He even gave me a maroon jumper when I was cold. He was drinking vodka and we were having a laugh. I asked him if he had a girlfriend, and he said he didn't. He said he wanted to enjoy being 20. Zayn made me feel special… but after sex he just said, 'Put your clothes on, I'll get you a taxi'."
Yeesh! Sounds pretty accurate, given the detail she goes into about his house?
Of course, it probably helps that she made sure to take snaps of him, tuckered out after their indiscretions, to further provide proof, which you can see for yourself (above)!
As she concluded:
"He's an absolute sh*t. How dare he - not only to me but to Perrie? I'm not a One Direction fan. I don't follow what they are up to. When it clicked that he had a girlfriend I got more and more angry. I definitely don't think it's the first time he's done this. I feel sorry for Perrie - she doesn't know this is going on. It's wrong and it has to stop."
Well, if a public expose about all of his behind-closed-doors antics doesn't make him stop, then we just don't know what will, gurl!
But needless to say, we're MORE than a little curious to hear what Perrie has to say after such an extensive, detailed account!
Things are about to get messy, folks!
[Image via The Sun.]