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Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer DUMPS Her For Good! Mean Girl Might Rep Herself In Court?

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Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's!!

The papers have been filed! Lindsay Lohan's attorney officially washed her hands clean of all this dirty dramz with her now-former client!!

Keeping LiLo out of jail must be more daunting than Shawn Holley ever realized because why else would she refuse to represent the actres??

Well, it might be the $300K debt she ran up… or the inappropriately random firing… or the knowledge that "star" client can't stay on the right side of the law for more than three weeks at a time.

Yikes!! Hopefully her new legal eagle Mark Heller knows what he's in for!!

Headaches? Repeat business? Payment in the form of coupons to Fu King's Chinese Food Buffet? WHO KNOWS!?!

To further complicate already complicated matters, Mark isn't even licensed to practice law in California!!

He needs a local sponsor just to rep Lindsay in court — otherwise, the Liz & Dick star is SCREWED!

If the sponsor falls through, she might even have to represent herself!

As HIGHlarious as that prospect sounds, it would be an unmitigated disaster for LiLo!!!

Lindsay is scheduled to reappear before Judge Stephanie Saunter on Wednesday morning.

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer DUMPS Her For Good! Mean Girl Might Rep Herself In Court?”

  1. 1

    train wreck, maybe it will finally end when the judge quits kissing dipshits ass and puts her in PRISON. No jail, no county lock up, PRISON.

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    I'm guessing that Shawn Holley couldn't tell Lindsay what she wanted to hear about the outcome of the upcoming cases, so Lohan dumped her for someone who maybe gave her (false? we'll see…) hope. She gave her a reason to drop her in arrears butt.

  3. Jo says – reply to this


    A lawyer would never dump a client for constantly being in trouble with law–that's just good, repeat business. Not getting paid is totally different.

  4. 4

    please just let her pull an amy winehouse in prison…
    enuf already of this sick piece of shit.

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    She does massive amounts of drugs…sleeps with anything…..has screwed up her face SO badly with bo-tox, etc. …… and burns almost every bridge she crosses…dumb dumb dumb ! Someone, PLEASE, deal with this mess !

  6. 6

    Let the fun begin…

  7. 7

    Nothing really to say here that we're all not thinking… other than LMAO.
    No passing go, no collecting $200, no last chances, no judges in her pocket… just jail.

  8. 8

    Thought she was going up before a Judge Godfrey, not Judge Sautner. I already have Judge Sautner on my list to vote against as a resident of LA (yes, some of us actually keep track).