Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Keeping LiLo out of jail must be more daunting than Shawn Holley ever realized because why else would she refuse to represent the actres??
Yikes!! Hopefully her new legal eagle Mark Heller knows what he's in for!!
Headaches? Repeat business? Payment in the form of coupons to Fu King's Chinese Food Buffet? WHO KNOWS!?!
To further complicate already complicated matters, Mark isn't even licensed to practice law in California!!
He needs a local sponsor just to rep Lindsay in court — otherwise, the Liz & Dick star is SCREWED!
If the sponsor falls through, she might even have to represent herself!
As HIGHlarious as that prospect sounds, it would be an unmitigated disaster for LiLo!!!
Lindsay is scheduled to reappear before Judge Stephanie Saunter on Wednesday morning.
[Image via WENN.]