That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Awww, don't these two just look super happy in love!
We were worried that Hart of Dixie sweetheart Rachel Bilson and her Sith Lord fiancé Hayden Christensen were sailing their relationship into stormy seas when we spotted them together looking mighty depressed back in 2012…
But it seems the engaged pair are still very much enthralled in each other, as they were recently spotted smiling and snuggling while sipping on orange-colored juices in El Lay (above)!
And thank the facial hair Gods that Hayden shaved off his horrific, confusing chin-whisps!
There's that handsome former Jedi we once knew!
Ch-ch-check out more snaps of the couple throughout their romantic history (below)!
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