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Adam Lambert Rings In His 31st Birthday With A Lap Dance…From David Arquette?!

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It's very difficult for us to adequately express the rickety ROLLER COASTER of feelings moving through our brain and heart at lightning speed, so we think we'll just rely on Adam Lambert's own Instagram sentiments to best articulate our ultimate reaction to this:

Yup… This happened

OH, and happen it did, friends. And what has happened can never un-happen.

So know, we ALL must live it.

On the American Idol runner-up's 31st birthday, he was gifted a shirtless, very uncomfortable-looking lapdance from none other than David Arquette!

Now before you begin to even question how the eff these two even know each other, let alone well enough to grind butts and peens together, it seems the Glambert moseyed on down to the Scream star's Bootsy Bellows nightclub to kick back and enjoy his second year of the decade that will be known as his 30s…and as you can see (above), it's safe to say the night got a LOT little out of hand!

As for the father of Courteney Cox's children?

No regrets, or so it seems!

He took to Twitter to exclaim:

Sadly, David, we think that you're right.

Whether we want to or not, that image is burned into our retinas.

We WILL ALL remember forever now.

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9 comments to “Adam Lambert Rings In His 31st Birthday With A Lap Dance…From David Arquette?!”

  1. 1

    Courtney Cox said David was "HUNG" on the Howard Stern Show, and Adam is a "SIZE QUEEN"….

    PERFECT B-Day presents….

  2. Sue says – reply to this


    Get over yourself Perez, Adam has many friends in high places. So many people love him, not you your to jealous if him to see what a great guy he is!It was just a fun Thing he did for Adam, nothing more! Not a thing got out of hand. Happy B day Adam sweeet heart!

  3. 3

    i've always gotten a gay/bisexual vibe from David Arquette.

  4. randy says – reply to this


    Adam Lambert is so yum…even straight dudes (not the first) want to get all up in his good time! He seems like a really fun, down-to-earth guy. LOVE HIM soooooo much! He also looks better than evah! His sexy boyfriend must take really good care of him.

  5. 5

    Lol - the image is burned into YOUR retina, PH - how you wish it were you.

  6. 6

    Poor Perez he doesn't know how to have fun or be loved & celebrated. Too bad So sad :)

  7. 7

    Perez you're a little late to the party with this one. It was a fun night for all and you are just jealous that you weren't invited. You are such a fake even the celebs know that. They laugh at you behind your ugly spiteful back.

  8. Terry says – reply to this


    Wow! Took you long enough to catch up on this old news PH. And what a catty little article it is too? But why the sour grapes Mr Grumpy? Wishing it were you on Adam's lap? Well give up mate. Ain't never gonna happen.

  9. carcar says – reply to this


    THIS is an image that is burned into out retinas *EWWW MY EYES MY EYES!!!*

    So much LOVE and support for Adam on his birthday by the media, LGBT groups and associations (including GLAAD & The Trevor Project) and from A-list celebs and fans!
    Over $39K raised for Adam's "We Are Family" b-day campaign!
    WeAreFamilyFdtn ‏@WeAreFamilyFdtn
    Update: Drumroll please….We just surpassed $39,000! We are overwhelmed by your generosity! Thank you!

    Adam Lambert is loved and is a relevant celeb - YOU Perez are not.
    LOVED David's tweet to you! Jealous much PezHead?

    Oh, and your tweet about you being a douchebag - couldn't agree more!
    douchebag -An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
    "Prez Hilton is one big 'ol Class A douchebag"