Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
It's very difficult for us to adequately express the rickety ROLLER COASTER of feelings moving through our brain and heart at lightning speed, so we think we'll just rely on Adam Lambert's own Instagram sentiments to best articulate our ultimate reaction to this:
Yup… This happened
OH, and happen it did, friends. And what has happened can never un-happen.
So know, we ALL must live it.
Now before you begin to even question how the eff these two even know each other, let alone well enough to grind butts and peens together, it seems the Glambert moseyed on down to the Scream star's Bootsy Bellows nightclub to kick back and enjoy his second year of the decade that will be known as his 30s…and as you can see (above), it's safe to say the night got a
LOT little out of hand!
As for the father of Courteney Cox's children?
He took to Twitter to exclaim:
— David Arquette (@davidarquette) January 29, 2013
Sadly, David, we think that you're right.
Whether we want to or not, that image is burned into our retinas.
We WILL ALL remember forever now.
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[Image via Instagram.]