Amy Poehler's Illustrated Diary Will Fill Our Head With MASSIVE Mind Bonerz!

Best. News. Ever.
Amy Poehler is writing a book, and you won't even have to be literate to enjoy it!!
It's true!! The HIGHlariously twisted star of Parks and Recreation plans to publish a non-linear, illustrated diary filled with all sorts of awesomeness!
In a statement, publisher It Books said:
"Her original twist on the conventional memoir will have universal appeal. An illustrated, non-linear diary full of humor and honesty and brimming with true stories, fictional anecdotes and life lessons, the book will be a unique and engaging experience from one of today's most talented and beloved stars."
Ah-maazing!!
So what should she call it?
Fifty Shades of Cray?! Leslie Knope and the Half-Pawnee Prince?!
After her perfect performance with Tina Fey at the Golden Globe Awards, Amy can call it whatever the eff she wants and it'll should still sell millions of copies, LOLz!!
Her undoubtedly dirty diary doesn't hit shelves until 2014.
[Image via WENN.]
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