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Jason London Purposely POOPED His PANTS In A Police Car After Being Punched In A Bar! Check Out His Mugshot!!!
NO WAY!!
Last time we heard from Jason London, he was enjoying his new life as a married man and now… he's defecating on himself in the backseat of a police cruiser!?
Ugh! The honeymoon is officially over!
According to a police report, the actor was bloodied and beaten in an Arizona bar before cops found him wandering Dazed & Confused through the streets of Scottsdale.
The Po-Po arrested him for disorderly conduct, fighting, and assault after he tried fighting off local paramedics.
That's when he… wait for it… PURPOSELY CRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CRUISER!!!
What. The. Fudge!?!
Jason allegedly spat homophobic slurs at the cops before saying:
"Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch. It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea."
And he capped off his bowel movement with:
"I told you I'm happy as s**t."
Holy crap — sorry, we had too — who does that!?!?
For his part, Jason insists the police report is skewed and that he's the victim of a few serious crimes.
Also, he hates Arizona.
Read his Twitter responses to the nasty allegations (below):
Guys, the TMZ report is a total fucking lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.
—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.
—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona
—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
Wait till you see the real pictures. I have a rightorbital fracture and sinus fracture. The truth will win
—Jason London (@JasonPLondon) January 29, 2013
You'd never say or do the CRAP they're reporting?! Poopy-pants puns are the best, LOLz!!
[Image via Jesse Hlady.]
Tags: arizona, arrested, bar brawl, bar fight, busted, cop car, crap, dazed and confused, defecaion, homophobic, icky icky diaper poo, icky icky poo, jason london, number two, poop, pooped, twitter
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I live in AZ and go to Martini Ranch and its a pretty chill place for mid twenty somethings, thirty somethings and up. It's atmosphere is friendly from my point of view. There are the occasional douches as in every club, but usually those who get into fights either start them, or ask for them JASON!
MayB they were trying to kidnap him EEEKKK Bathsalts r bad
Who is this person? I get the impression he wouldn't look much sharper even if he'd not been slugged or crapped his pants.
Wow, and this guy used to be really hot! Google him to see what drugs can do.
I didn't know who her was but i IMDB.com him. lol the dude from dazed and confused. halarious. he looks awful now
Re: Michmasterflex – Sorry never saw that movie, that is why I had no idea who he was. Does not sound like a very pleasant experience.
Just watched 'Dazed' & 'Dogma' recently & thought it was Jeremy that was the crazy one…Wow must've mixed them up. (Or they're both nuts!)
Jason and his wife are both white trash. She's a skank who slept with lots of married men and he's a alcoholic/drug addict. Losers…
bull-crap, no one believes these lies. he was clearly beaten. i believe him not this crazy nonsense story
I'm sorry but that mugshot is hi-larious!
i dont think its nice to beat anyone till their face is fractured horrible stuff
Oh wow… he was so attractive…I'm guessing meth?
If he was famous (I've never heard of this douche) the only thing he will be known for now is purposely crapping his pants like a 6 year old. What a looser! I bet he gets a lot of diapers from people.
Re: Lonewriter – WTH I think most people learn at age 2 if not ealier to use the restroom on there own. LOL 6 is pushing it. Made for a good laugh I must say.