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Lindsay Lohan CAUGHT In LIES! Too Sick To Attend Court, Not Too Sick To Shop In NYC?! RIGHT.

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"I'm sick. *Cough Cough.*"

BOO YOU WHORE!

Lindsay Lohan has been CAUGHT in her "I'm too sick to attend my own hearing" lie!!

The troubled starlet was seen SHOPPING in SoHo Saturday (above) AND was snapped indulging in a cigarette with a friend!

UMMM we don't think someone with an alleged upper respitory infection should be sucking down a bunch of toxic smoke…

But then again, we're not the health expert! LOLz!

This photographic evidence just further proves that Lindsay is doing EVERYTHING possible to postpone having to go to rehab, or jail, or WHATEVER the honorable judge deems appropriate for her apparent crimes.

But girl can't fake being sick forever! She can't avoid the inevitable! And we're sure it would serve Lilo infinitely better if she just faced up to what she's (supposedly) done, rather than cower in the shadows…

Too late now!

[Image via Splash News.]

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23 comments to “Lindsay Lohan CAUGHT In LIES! Too Sick To Attend Court, Not Too Sick To Shop In NYC?! RIGHT.”

  1. laura says – reply to this


    1

    BOO YOU SUCK PEREZ

  2. your mom says – reply to this


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    i met lindsay in london on new years - she took me back to her hotel and ate tuna from inside my muff, it was fishalicious!

  3. tre says – reply to this


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    LINDSAY'S FIRE CROTCH IS CONTAMINATED WITH CRABS, HER SISTER IS SO UGLY, I AM STARTING A FUND FOR ALI LOHAN TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY - SHE NEEDS IT DESPERATELY.



  4. 4

    Why isn't this no-talent whore in jail??? And to all the stupid people - Mean Girls was a good movie because of all the other actors, not Lindsay. Let's not pretend she could ever act - it never happened!

  5. telling it like it is says – reply to this


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    THEY NEED TO USE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THIS HAS BEEN, SHE IS NOTHING BUT AN OXYGEN THEIF



  6. 6

    She's not sick and she doesn't have an upper respiratory infection. She has chronic bronchitis, caused from smoking too much. It's not contagious and it in no way makes her too sick to fly. She can cause herself to have an "episode" by making herself cough too much. She is SUCH a liar, it really is pathetic. Unless she is hospitalized, there is absolutely NO excuse for her to not be in court. I really, really hope the judge treats her like every other person would be treated in this instance. A doctors note just doesn't cut it. I'd also like to know how she can manage to be out shopping, when she has no money and owes thousands upon thousands of dollars to people? Reportedly, there are also photos of her partying on Saturday night, after the doctor saw her, Sunday, and Monday. Hopefully those will surface in time for the judge to see them.



  7. 7

    Perez needs to thank Lindsay bc she is the reason he gets any public attention.



  8. 8

    Perez, are you calling a woman a WHORE ?

    Someone should shut down this site and sue your ass !



  9. 9

    Re: overthere – I usually don't agree with Perez comments but the first two lines are part of the movie Mean Girls…



  10. 10

    Re: overthere – It's just a quote from the movie mean girls when karen pretends to be sick.



  11. 11

    Why was it necessary to call her a whore? What does her sexual proclivity have to do with her being a liar? I should think calling her a lying cheat would be sufficient and accurate to the story.

  12. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    The thing is - if there's a warrant for her arrest in California, does that make it nation-wide? Can the po-po arrest her ass in NYC? Oh I hope so. I'd love for Lohan to "cough" up another one of those Crackie "Are You Kidding Me?" videos. That video made my WHOLE WEEK the last time she got arrested. I think I must have watched it a thousand times - and it only got better with each viewing. Good lord, this woman has the intelligence of lima bean and she is a lying, stupid, illiterate, low-class thief. She's not sick at all - but all of the American public is SICK TO DEATH of her.

  13. red83 says – reply to this


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    Re: pareidolia – The " BOO YOU WHORE" is from the movie Mean Girls that Lindsay starred in…. I believe that movie taught her how fun it was to be mean & all greasy and 'hollywood'… she liked it.. she never came back to reality after that.

  14. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Gawd ………………. This Witch looks like a Witch….fugly bo-toxed HAG…..Has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo ! The Tramp is a Whore !



  15. 15

    Re: overthere
    I totally agree with you overthere, someone should shut this fucking site down.
    (And yeah, folks… I know the "whore" quote is from the movie Mean Girls.)
    Doesn't make a difference. Perez is a woman-hating jackass, and his behaviour is getting worse every day.
    He calls out certain women for "destroying" marriages, (never the men, and never the women he's currently ass-kissing, such as Angelina Jolie, who played a role in the destruction of a marriage herself); he constantly focusses on women's body parts as if they are mere objects to be made fun of; he forces his own opinions on shit down our throats, (shit that often has nothing to do with celebrity gossip, and opinions that are generally uninformed and slanderous); and he changes "sides" in public arguments like underwear, (IF it will guarantee him more attention or "clicks" on articles).

    He's a sick, twisted fuck who has done more disservice to the gay movement than not.
    And one day, yes indeed, and one day very soon… he WILL be shut down.
    One of the women he disparages, or perhaps even one of the commenters, will call him out to the appropriate public officials, and he will have to answer for himself.
    I will here on that day, and I will LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF.



  16. 16

    the fact that this kunt is still free is a serious indictment of the peoples republic of kalicornholia justice system.



  17. 17

    Re: Be-Atch – your song is old and lame, much like you



  18. 18

    this bitch has the immune system of an aids patient…she's required more hospitalization in one year than i have my entire fucking life…



  19. 19

    Re: Brainiac – I'm only stating the obvious here, like a TV show, if you don't like it change the fucking channel. Or do you have to have someone control you cuz you're too weak to control yourself?



  20. 20

    So, when are you going to copy the story about her being on a plane right now 9:15 pm EST to cali? going to have it before she ,makes court tomorrow?



  21. 21

    Re: raypearson – Had not read that story, thanks for that, Ray.

    Hope she does not get Judge Sautner again, I live in LA and already have the names of two judges written down in my notebook that I will vote against next time they are up for re-election (yes folks, some of us vote and keep track of things).

    Thought I read she was going up before a Judge Godfrey, oh well, will tune in tomorrow, but betting on a continuance due to the new lawyer.

  22. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    Brainiac, (ironic name I am assuming) - to whom would one of your "wronged" women report? The blog police? Maybe you are not of this great country called the United States of America where we have the right to FREE SPEECH. And though we do have that right we can sue for slander. However, calling a whore a whore - is not slander and would never make it in court. Calling a woman who seduces another woman's husband a homewrecker - is not slander. Nothing was made up here and the quote from Mean Girls was appropriate. You seem to hold a grudge about something and dislike Perez, and if that's the case - by commenting on his site, you are contributing to his relevance and thereby his revenue. So your brainiac idea of calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation regarding Perez Hilton's opinions on his blog and posting it here is - well Brainiac, for lack of a better word, - Moronic.

  23. Enid says – reply to this


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    Re: Brainiac – Finally the words I've been wanting to read !!!! Thank you so much for pointing out this JACKASS !!!!!