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Lindsay Lohan Infected! Prepared To Skip Tomorrow's Court Date Due To The "Flu"!

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How convenient.

But isn't it always with the one and only Lindsay Lohan?

Rumor has it that Miz LiLo will miss yet another mandated court appearance tomorrow, claiming that she's too ill to appear in front of Judge Stephanie Saunter for her crimes. A Park Avenue doc has diagnosed Lilo with an upper respiratory infection, and insists that a flight across the country would be detrimental to her health.

… and we're just waiting to hear Judge Stephanie respond with, "Show me the receipts doctor's note!"

Because here is the thing… while she very well may be coming down with a bad case of guilt, it's very unlikely that she has the flu like her lawyer claims. Mark Heller, her new representation, is insisting that not only is LiLo bedridden, but a doctor examined her over the weekend to confirm that she is too sick to stand before the courts.


Was that before or after she reportedly went out gallivanting around NYC Saturday…

And do doctors commonly refer to the sniffles as the flu these days?

Let's call it what it is, folks — you're not prepared. Shawn Holley is (hopefully!) out and ya'll are scrambling to try and find a defense for someone who has run out of her "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards.

Maybe it's time to just face facts. Maybe its time to send her directly to jail … do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

But should she get another free pass AGAIN, let's hope THIS time will be the time she comes to her senses and starts putting her life back on the right track.

Is that really so much to hope for?!

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12 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Infected! Prepared To Skip Tomorrow's Court Date Due To The "Flu"!”

  1. 1

    For god sakes lock her up already…

  2. 2

    Re: zaida bird – agreed, so over it. why wont she just go away

  3. jimmy d says – reply to this


    The red beaver is intimidating,those furry clam strips have all the power

  4. 4

    lol okay Lindsay whatever you say….

  5. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    For Pete's sake. This entitled, conceited, arrogant, ignorant criminal. I really hope there's a warrant out for her arrest tomorrow because I've had it with her. I wonder how much the justice system has paid for all the prosecutions, hearings, pre-trial hearings, trials, meetings, etc etc etc - all for this LYING MORON. This crackie has some balls to go out shopping ALL DAY and then get HER DOCTOR to send a note that she's sick. Yeah, sick of jail. Sick of court. Sick of paying her lawyers. Sick of being sentenced. If only she'd get sick of behaving like the lying, slandering, DUIing, drugging, THIEF that she is - maybe her life would change. But nope, ain't gonna happen with this nitwit. She doesn't stand a chance in hell of ever being an actress again - except in her own mind. God, she's such an lying asshole. Please Hollywood, don't offer her ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE HER GO AWAY TO UGANDA!

  6. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


    And she was on another all day shopping spree? I really, really hope the IRS is watching her like a hawk. All these "gifts" from her johns are adding up to quite a bit of tax-free money. Oh how I can't wait for the IRS to sink its teeth into her. I have a feeling if she's ever going to go to jail for a long time - it's going to be because of the IRS and that will be a federal pen. Hey, if they can get Martha Stewart behind bars - then uh-oh for Lohan and her "I'm a star and shouldn't have to pay taxes like the little people" attitude.

  7. 7

    I really, really HOPE the judge does the right thing this time and doesn't buy all the BS. No one else could get away with this crap. If she gets off again, people should protest, because it's just not right. All of her little stunts cost us taxpayers loads of money and on top of that, she's not even paying her taxes or her legal bills! Instead, she takes off on another shopping spree. How can someone who doesn't works and has no money shop so much?

  8. 8

    …ya better go out and do as much coke as u can. the warrants out. they're comin to git u voodoo doll….u will b going cold turkey, instantly…….

  9. 9

    liar liar perv-ez she was in london when the "doctor" in NY examined her. why can't you to the fucking job.

  10. 10

    Voting against Judge Sautner next time she is up for re-election and urge all voters who live in LA to do the same.

  11. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    She is infected, allright….crabs, stds, and all ’round other stuff that 'makes you scratch down there' … ! I mean, C'mon ! This WHORE has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo !

  12. Bad Boy Shéd Baby says – reply to this


    She is beautiful waman sing music erotic Lindsay you scream one Rock an Roll Beatles MTv Wards to show play music cool you is sey apel keys fo you im brasileiro vampiro rebelde love dance music …