This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Rumor has it that Miz LiLo will miss yet another mandated court appearance tomorrow, claiming that she's too ill to appear in front of Judge Stephanie Saunter for her crimes. A Park Avenue doc has diagnosed Lilo with an upper respiratory infection, and insists that a flight across the country would be detrimental to her health.
… and we're just waiting to hear Judge Stephanie respond with, "Show me the
receipts doctor's note!"
Because here is the thing… while she very well may be coming down with a bad case of guilt, it's very unlikely that she has the flu like her lawyer claims. Mark Heller, her new representation, is insisting that not only is LiLo bedridden, but a doctor examined her over the weekend to confirm that she is too sick to stand before the courts.
Was that before or after she reportedly went out gallivanting around NYC Saturday…
And do doctors commonly refer to the sniffles as the flu these days?
Let's call it what it is, folks — you're not prepared. Shawn Holley is (hopefully!) out and ya'll are scrambling to try and find a defense for someone who has run out of her "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards.
Maybe it's time to just face facts. Maybe its time to send her directly to jail … do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
But should she get another free pass AGAIN, let's hope THIS time will be the time she comes to her senses and starts putting her life back on the right track.
Is that really so much to hope for?!