Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Today, talk show extraordinaire, Oprah Winfrey turns 59 years old!
(Fun fact: Oprah was actually named Orpah, but they spelled it wrong on her birth certificate!)
To celebrate this momentous occasion and birth of Mama O, we’ve come up with a list of reasons why Oprah will forever reign supreme in our hearts!
Not only that, but she’s also not afraid to shed a tear or 500 and get emotional!
Then there’s the fact that she LOVES to give away free shiz… and everyone knows the best things in life are free!
We also have to credit her for being responsible for this (well… minus the lightning):
And don’t you ever forget that Oprah shade is the BEST shade there is!
She's also provided us with some AHmazing internet memes, like this one:
Oh yeah, and even better — THIS one!
And we can never, ever (like, ever) get enough of her singing celebrities’ names.
Happy Birthday, O! We hope it's as fabulous as you are!
[Image via Tumblr.]