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Randy Quaid Rejected By Canada! Still Running From 'Star Whackers'!

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When Evi and Randy Quaid realized they had to run for their lives from "Hollywood Star Whackers", a group killing actors, they ran somewhere Hollywood couldn't find them- Canada!

Unfortunately, though Evi was granted citizenship thanks to her father being born North of the Line, Randy was left out in the cold!

So now Randy Quaid is appealing. Huh. Don't get to say that every day.

Srsly though, The couple is fervently requesting the Canadian government reconsider. They submitted a lengthy application for judicial review. They said:

"Organized crime and its victims are serious issues and can not be tossed off until the claim is heard."

Well, we suppose that's true. We've never heard of a secret anti-celebrity mafia, but better safe than sorry? They went on to say:

"The refugee claims should remain intact as should Evi and Randy Quaid’s heads remain attached to their necks and it is their firm belief that their lives are at stake and being racketeered on."

Well, apart from the weird wording and decapitation discussion, we are still talking about people who are very scared. So we guess it's not that weird.

But they weren't done. They said:

"The Quaids claim is not Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Evi and Randy Quaids lives are in danger here! Evi and Randy Quaid have been subjected to an injustice."

We guess they– maybe they mean– Um…

OK, we have no idea what they mean about Harold And Kumar! Do they even have White Castle in Canada? What does that mean??

We're not sure sounding crazy on paper is the best way to convince someone to let you in.

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6 comments to “Randy Quaid Rejected By Canada! Still Running From 'Star Whackers'!”

  1. Kansas says – reply to this


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    These two fucktards claimed that their lives were in danger a couple/few years ago.
    They are still alive, so I'm guessing they need to get off the crack/heroin/pills/whatever the fuck it is that's is messing with their cognitive ability.



  2. 2

    Just shoot them in the back of the heads already and dump them in the ocean so that their feet will eventually wash up on shore still in their Nikes.



  3. 3

    ummm - we have enough of our own whackos up here. Please send them back to the USA - we don't need to waste our tax dollars on nutjobs that aren't born here.

  4. ICYNDICEY says – reply to this


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    This is our revenge Canada for sending us Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. AH…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Canucks didn't fall for their stories? I guess the burden of proof wasn't met. Looks like Canadians were more worried about THEM.

  6. Grin Olsson says – reply to this


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    Immigration Canada refugee claims are based on fraudulent conclusions regardless of a valid American claims for refugee status. Prime Minister Mulroney and President Reagan had made a secret bi-national agreement not to afford refugee status to their respective citizens. Canada to appease the secret Canadian-American treaty to deny Americans refugee status have resorted holding American refugee claimant's children as hostage, brutally beating Americans, psychological torture, and demanding family destruction as ultimate sacrifices during the process only to return American refugee claimants to the United States during their appeal time, regardless of the validity of their claims. Randy Quaid and his wife can not expect any less deprivations as there has never been a favorable American refugee claim in Canada since the Vietnam war. In effect, Canada affords the processing but the moment the 2 year time period is up - suddenly they become violent towards Americans and their families to force them back to America instead of deflecting them to Sweden or some other neutral country. It is an outrage but the reality is Canada does indeed torture and deprive Americans of their civil rights to assure that they are returned to America. Welcome Home, Mr. and Mrs. Quaid.