What the hell?!
Unfortunately, Shia was left with one horrible experience. He says he was raped.
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That might not be the best possible title you can have, but it certainly isn’t the worst!
And which lucky CSI: NY star gets that awesome title??
The actor was arrested for DUI while in Scottsdale, Arizona and couldn’t have been a nicer guy about it!
He actually admitted to the crime, saying he had some scotch at the W Hotel. How non-celeb of him!
Although he had been swerving on the road, reeked of alcohol and couldn’t get his words to come out right, he happily cooperated with the arrest.
“[Carmine] thanked me many times for not treating him like a criminal and showing him respect.”
What a guy!
And more than that, Carmine also realized what an inconvenience this was for everyone as the officer further revealed:
“[Carmine] repeatedly apologized to me and told me he didn't want to be an 'a**hole.’”
He’s so nice that we almost think he should just be let off on the case.
Unfortunately, with a blood alcohol level at .149, we don't think being sweet cancels everything out.
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