As Lindsay Lohan listened to Judge Stephanie Sautner and her new lawyer Mark Heller in court this morning, she thought _________________. [Image via Sp… Read more…
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As Lindsay Lohan listened to Judge Stephanie Sautner and her new lawyer Mark Heller in court this morning, she thought _________________. [Image via Sp… Read more…
Cant believe that Perez's website numbers are down as she stares at the Alexa w e b s i t e chart.
No other celebrity out there is more Courtroom savvy then Lindsay. She can't help the fact that she has the flu.
Where did I leave my drugs? Hmmm cant remember!
"I'm so dumb and screwed I should have never fired Shawn Holley….and I should have paid her too!"
she thought - when will this be over, I need a drink.
if only i could act this good when i am in front of the camera … i'd be an oscar winner ….
Lindsay's meds are kicking-in….
What? I thought this was supposed to be casting call.
"So hungover. . . ."
"Adderall!!!"
I smell Adderall!
should have made her take a piss test today, guarantee she'd be dirty.
SQUIRREL!
"It doesn't matter - I'm a celebrity so I get special treatment. I don't even have to pay attention. I won't go to jail…. My nose hurts."
"Did I leave my crack pipe burning?…."
'Man…those pills mom gave me with that vodka and red bull really are cool…oh, look ! A judge…and! A courtroom…Man……this is a wild trip…I gotta ask mom for more of those pills…this is almost real……..'
I like how, unlike PREVIOUS courtroom appearances, she left her SLUTWEAR at home, and came dressed all demure and sombre-like….the f'r'k'n' WHORE !
Lock the skank up.