That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
But it looks like Directioners aren't the only one who's got Zayn's back in his "time of need."
"I am there for him whatever he is going through – that is what buddies do. If he wants to go away and have a little trip to get away from things that is cool. We could go and do a weekend in Vegas and just get away from everything."
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! That sounds a little dangerous, dontcha think, Bieby??
Between your new found partying ways and Zayn's, well, wandering eye, is VEGAS really the best place to escape to???
How about a nice little weekend at a B&B in Ojai! And you can invite us too, woot!
[Image via Hugh Dillon/Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]