Following his first big round of courtroom fun with Lindsay Lohan, new lawyer Mark Heller gave a press conference outside the courthouse Wednesday. With… Read more…
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Following his first big round of courtroom fun with Lindsay Lohan, new lawyer Mark Heller gave a press conference outside the courthouse Wednesday. With… Read more…
ambulance chaser
"I am very proud to be a part of this process to make sure justice is served." well of course he is proud, happier thgan a pig in shit to be getting all of this free publicity, he wont even care that he gets ZERO payment from Hohan.
Lohan, according to this snake oil salesman, is "brilliant" (probably more brilliant than he is, that's for sure and that's not saying much) "very worldly" (dear God, he doesn't even know that that's not exactly a great compliment) and will "rise to occasion" (oh yes she will, she will rise when they place the handcuffs on her and lead her out to serve her (at least) 285 days for violating parole for the billionth time. Mark Heller is a disgusting, schmoozing, oil slick of a lawyer - just perfect for Lohan and what she deserves. I hope he's her lawyer forever because it will make me happy to see justice prevail. And thankfully, this guy likes to talk to the media - cool! Talk away, you idiot with the moronic client!
With everyone she supposedly owes money to, how does she afford the fresh duckface upper lip injections she's painfully sporting in these current pics? Did they miss and do her upper neck, too?
'The reporters continued to mention that if Lindsay were to plead no contest, she would agree to six months of lock-down rehab and no jail.' She would 'agree' to? Does she think the court is a movie negotiation where she writes her own ticket? I can understand her allegedly thinking that, because that's how it's looked in every case up until now. Maybe they're just running this by the public because that's what's going to happen.
He came accross as a mysoganist pig, Im surpised he didnt tell the judge that she well for a girl….is this what Linsay can afford?
spin it
match made in heaven
what does he care at least he maybe gets paid …he can sit counting the cash while she languisehes in the slammer
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