That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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The miracle of life! It always warms our hearts!
Michael Lohan's on-again, off again girlfriend Kate Major gave birth to a beautiful little boy this afternoon, Landon Major Lohan!
LiLo obviously spent a HUGE part of her day dealing with court room dramz, so we bet she's relieved to focus on something so wonderful!!
Landon is a decent size fella, too,weighing in at 7 pounds, 5 ounces! His parents must be positively ecstatic to welcome him into the world!!
We only hope just Lindsay stays out of prison long enough to be a good role model for her lil' bro!!
Congratulations Michael & Kate — and good luck with the parenting!!!
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