Whether he likes it or not, Bradley Cooper is once again Hollywood's most eligible bachelor!!
Laura Simpson, the seXXXy model he was boning, just DUMPED him after six dates and a month of bumping uglies!
He met Laura through Jennifer Lawrence, who hoped to help his Silver Linings Playbook co-star rebound from the Zoe Saldana debacle!!
So what did them in?!
Apparently it was Brad's funky foot fetish that FREAKED Laura the fudge out!!!
A mutual friend said:
“After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward… He was always touching her feet. It was weird, so she broke it off.”
If it's true, hopefully Brad mentions his foot obsession sooner with
the next girl Taylor Swift!
Or maybe J.Law could set him up with her podiatrist? LOLz!!
Look at the bright side BC, now you won't drop a ton of Valentine's Day cash on Laura's pedi and Louboutin stilettos!! HA!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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