Every once in a while, a story comes along that makes our jaws drop: this isn't one of them. This is just super weird!! LOLz!!
Sure, we could take the road most traveled and make jokes about "junk" in "trunks" or even getting to the "bottom" of this case, but we won't.
Because we're CLASSY! Ha!
How many times have you been in the Dominican Republic and had a good time, only to realize that you want to come back with some extra cash… so you make duct-tape diapers and try and smuggle some drugs on your butts??
ALL THE TIME!!
That's exactly what two Bronx neighbors did! Too bad they got bested and busted by a drug-sniffing dog at customs — they almost got away with it!
Together, they had almost 6 1/2 kilos of cocaine taped to their booooooties!
Who wants to smell farts when all you want to smell is cocaine anyway?? Right?? JK!! HA!