AND WE MEET AGAIN… IN THE LOVELY TOWN OF TABBY TALES!
Up first is the happy news of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's wedding bliss. Again…
Sigh. Ya know… we really wish they'd make up their freaking mind about this wedding! We can only purchase and return a box of crystal glassware so much before the Macy's cashier thinks we're pawning it for drugs, LOL!
Thanks to KStew's sexy Skype shows, OK! magazine is under the impression that her "wedding" with soulmate R-Patz is back on.
But again we ask… was there ever REALLY a wedding!?! For the love of all that sparkles, stop playing with our emotions!
While the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to bicker amongst themselves, Britney Spears is apparently letting one of her exes breathe on her in allll the right places.
Following her devastating split from Jason Trawick (really they seem cool with it, we were the ones crying), sources with Life&Style swear she's living it up with a familiar peen.
On the Island of Misfit Loves lives the hope that the mystery peen in question is Justin Timberlake's…
Ha! We kid!! Cheating is gross, so we definitely wish no ill will toward Jessica Biel's happy marriage. But OMG if it's Kevin Federline again… LOL!!
We're sure all of the "Kardashian Diaries" drama is still fresh on your mind. So no need to update you as you can easily CLICK HERE to recap yourself on all that shiz.
But bottom line — it's still front and center in the tabloid world. Womp…
ON TO THE ROYALS…
Our one true ginger love is at it again!
UsWeekly has the deets on Prince Harry's "15 Hour Party Bender" …but you know us. Unless it involves some new naked pics, it all sounds like the norm!
But if you'd like to watch him speak on his Vegas scandal though, you should really CLICK HERE as that was not the norm!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
We're not even going to comment on the big Kris Jenner cover story here. It's about her impending divorce — the one we've all stopped caring about because clearly it's not happening!
But the rest of Star's cover stories look pretty juicy. Like okay… if Nicki Minaj's boyfriend is really paying a porn star for sex then clearly he's blind. Cuz Minajesty has a body on her to rival them all!
They also claim Jennifer Aniston is once again in therapy over Brad Pitt. And to that we say LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAVE YOU SEEN JUSTIN THEROUX'S ABS!?!
Oh that was funny! But what's NOT funny is sweet Taylor Swift in tears!! We never want her down and out because of what others think, yet sources insist she's totally embarrassed and feels like the laughing stock of the town following her break-up with One Direction's Harry Styles. Boo!!
TH-TH-THAT'S ALLLL FOLKS! STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK!!
[Image courtesy of OK!]
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