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Lindsay Lohan’s Machete Kills Role Not Scheduled Around Court Because She's Not Even Wanted For Sequel!

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That’s gotta burn a little.

Or a lot!

But Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t start throwing a hissy fit just because she's being rejected all over — including the sequel of Machete!!

You see, director Robert Rodriguez has made up a perfectly good excuse explanation for not having LiLo reprise her role as April in the sequel Machete Kills. He said:

“No, she's not in it. We thought to bring her back because we like that character, but it didn't fit into the story.”

Oooh!

We see how it is. Her character didn’t fit into the story that certainly couldn’t be worked out to make her fit if you really wanted her in it.

Yeah, sure. Wink wink. We’ve got it.

Some stars who are going to fit nicely into the story include Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas.

We’re sure Lindz is totes cool with this though, what with her other obligations these days.

[Image via WENN.]

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4 comments to “Lindsay Lohan’s Machete Kills Role Not Scheduled Around Court Because She's Not Even Wanted For Sequel!”

  1. darkrage6 says – reply to this


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    Shut the fuck up Perez, Lindsay's character isn't the only one that won't be returning for rthe sequel, so I believe Rodriguez.



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    no one wants her. I bet they wouldn't let her do her community service in the county morgue again.



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    Gaga is also appearing in it too Perez.. it seems you have forgotten to mention that..

  4. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    Who the hell cares about Gaga appearing in Machete? I used to think that Gaga was satirizing the empty-headed narcissism of Hollywood Fame - now I know different. She's as self-centered and crazy as the rest of these losers, like Lohan. Once I saw her hanging out with Lohan, I knew Gaga was a crackie like the rest of them. Gaga, who gave all that money to an anti bullying study at Harvard - hanging out with the BIGGEST BULLY ever - Lindsay Lohan. The one who steals from strangers and old women and punches women in the faces after insulting them with racial epithets. So this is the great Gaga's Friend? Gaga is a huge hypocrite.