The British makeup artist fell in love with Kim after seeing her reality show, and said:
Some of the cosmetic procedures he's undergone include:
Maybe! The cheeky boybander was spotted earlier this week with a MANGLED, bruised, bloodied, and bandaged hand!
Could he have injured his poor hand while defending himself from some scandal-loving strangers?
Nooooo Zayn! Keep that peen in your pants and your hands to yourself!
But fear not One Directions, cause we heard that Zayn recently tried to talk things out with his humiliated Little Mix girlfriend Perrie Edwards…
So perhaps things didn’t go as planned and Zayn felt like punching something?
Like a concrete wall!
Which is waaaaay better than someone else’s face.
And we TOTES want Zainlena to happen!