All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
IT'S HARRY STYLES' 19TH BIRTHDAY, WHICH MEANS IT'S A DAY OF CELEBRATION!!!
In honor of one of our five favorite One Direction member's big day, we've compiled a list of 19 reasons why we love him sooo much.
1. He's perfected the cupcake… and looks super cute while doing it!
2. He was born with four nipples! The more the merrier! Ha!
3. His hair! It's messy, yet beautiful. A beautiful bedhead. Who doesn't want to run their fingers through it?!
4. He's a beautiful ballerina.
5. He looks pretty spiffy in his suit and tie… watch out, JT!
6. He still sucks his thumb. Aw! Wittle baby Harry!
7. Speaking of, he was also an ADORABLE kid!
8. Speaking of kids, they love him too!
9. He's an old soul (and an amazing Tweeter)
I feel olllllllllllldddddddddddd.
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) February 1, 2013
10. He knows his own name.
11. He worked at a bakery.
12. And he's polite.
12. So polite that he spent thousands on pizza for the homeless.
13. No really, he's an amazing Tweeter…
Christmas dinner while listening to 99 Problems has just happened in our house.
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) December 25, 2012
Soooo… I went to download our album this morning. And my card got declined. Hahaha!!
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) November 13, 2012
I was wearing new jeans today and have just realized I went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) May 12, 2012
14. He looks super cute holding a guitar case. Can you serenade us, Harry??
15. He makes an adorable elf.
16. He really is a wonderful dancer.
17. He loves cake just as much as we do!
18. He gets emotional too…
19. Oh, and most importantly, THIS:
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY, HARRY STYLES! WE WUUUV YA!
[All Images via WENN/Twitter/Tumblr.]